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Thursday, May 20, 2010

JESUS07





This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. I'm a big fan of vanity plates, especially deciphering the messages they are supposed to be communicating. But I am completely stumped by this one.


Here are a few possibilities:
  • The driver is hispanic, and their name is Jesus (pronounced HEH-soos). They graduated high school in 2007.
  • The driver is hispanic and owns six (06) other cars. The other cars have plates that read, "Jesus 01", "Jesus 02", etc.
  • Someone named Jesus ran for office sometime in 2007; the driver was a faithful supporter.
  • The driver is a devout Christian who was caught up in the early stages of the 2008 presidential election, but wanted to make a social and theological statement about their beliefs. VOTE Jesus 07!
  • The driver is a devout Christian who likes to study the end times (eschatology). A thorough interpretation of Revelation and an observant look at the world revealed to this person that Jesus was coming back in 2007. (In which case, I assume they were pretty disappointed New Year's Day 2008.)
  • Upon further examination, the driver now realizes he/she was off by 1000 years (Revelation is so tricky), and therefore kept the plate because now Jesus is returning in 3007.
What do you think?

2 comments:

Matthew said...

Could be a seven year old french speaker and it's supposed to say "Je suis 7" like I am seven years old. Even though that would be incorrect french, c'mon it's just a seven year old kid.

So there's a sever year old french kid out there with bad grammar driving this car. I feel pretty confident about this explanation.

-matthew

Corrie said...

I told you then and I'll tell you again that you're pronouncing Jesus incorrectly.